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well this didn't come out right at all

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(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:45, More)

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» Dad Jokes

the guy who searched all his life for the meaning of life
and his fruitless ardous trek across the world. He eventually ends up in some terrible country about to give up but someone tells him there's this guy lives on the mountain that guaranteed knows the meaning of life.
and the guy climbs the trecherous mountain and braves the obstacles and finally in the back of this cave is a very old man sitting naked in lotus position with his beard grown into the rock and shit.
and the 9old man opens his eyes
- what have you come here for my son.
- i heard you know the meaning of life. i have searched all my life and learned nothing.
- indeed i know the meaning of life . . .

. . .life is a fountain . . .

. . .

and the guys like - what? what the hell? i come all this way and you tell me life is a fountain? what kind of stupid trite lame ridiculous bullshit is thus.
he's all raging around like this and the old man looks up and says,

- you mean it's not?
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 3:25, More)

» Worst Record Ever

i forget the artist
but the record is called "I'm supposed to have sex with you"

i don't even know you,
but thats alright

supposed to have sex with you.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 17:49, More)