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» Heckles
At a Justin Moorhouse* gig...
...a pissed up fella at the very front starts constantly interupting - not even heckling. I mean, talk about asking for it.
Justin's response; "Will you stop interupting me while I'm working!? I don't show up whilst you're at work and start slapping the cocks out of your mouth do I?"
Class.
* kenny junior to most.
/edit: arrrgghh fanoir, i think we were at the same gig!
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 13:03, More)
At a Justin Moorhouse* gig...
...a pissed up fella at the very front starts constantly interupting - not even heckling. I mean, talk about asking for it.
Justin's response; "Will you stop interupting me while I'm working!? I don't show up whilst you're at work and start slapping the cocks out of your mouth do I?"
Class.
* kenny junior to most.
/edit: arrrgghh fanoir, i think we were at the same gig!
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 13:03, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Not my parents, but my uncle told me...
I was about 10 when i got my first home computer, a Commadore Vic 20 no less (2 whole k of ram!), which my uncle bought me. He convinced me that if I typed any rude words not only would it shut itself down never to work again, but also automatically call my parents phone and tell them what I'd been doing.
Like a mug I believed him. Yes this was a long time ago.
10 Print "Twat"
20 goto 10
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 9:28, More)
Not my parents, but my uncle told me...
I was about 10 when i got my first home computer, a Commadore Vic 20 no less (2 whole k of ram!), which my uncle bought me. He convinced me that if I typed any rude words not only would it shut itself down never to work again, but also automatically call my parents phone and tell them what I'd been doing.
Like a mug I believed him. Yes this was a long time ago.
10 Print "Twat"
20 goto 10
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 9:28, More)