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» Lies Your Parents Told You

of the reverse piss-take kind
Me mum sometimes didn't quite get the lyrics for songs and was quite upset one day when listening to a Bonny Tyler song ('...I was lost in France, again') on the radio. She complained that it was such a nice tune, but why did she have to sing about '...I was dressed in drag, again'.

I subsequently managed to convince her that the words to YMCA were actually 'Why aren't you gay?'
(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 15:18, More)