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yes i know its shit,

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» Shit Stories

My friend once did a rather fine turd (even colour, good shape) the only distiguishing feature was that he had shat out a wasp, it was well imbedded in the cack, it was not a case of the wasp being in the wrong place at the wrong time, he had definately cacked it out. He was more than a little freaked out.
A different friend had to face his next door neighbours after a party at his dads house:
Neighbour: can you clear some shit off our lawn left by your mates.
Friend: How do you know its not your dogs
Neighbour: Dogs dont wipe their arse with tescos till receipts...
(Thu 6th May 2004, 8:49, More)

» Ripped Off

Daily rip off
i work for Price Drop tv, my life is based around ripping idiots daily.
(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 16:42, More)

» Jobsworths

evryone, EVERYONE who works at BT
(Mon 16th May 2005, 12:57, More)

» Dad Jokes

When getting out the Jig-saw (as in the electric saw)
My dad without fail will say:
I've got another one of these in a thousand pieces,
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 13:05, More)

» Shame

Well me and the GF got the urge going past a playground. Well we saw those things based on a huge spring and just had to try it out. was ace. thew the condom in a bush. Felt guilty the next day but not that guilty as GF as GF was fit as hell.
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 23:45, More)
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