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I am a massive pelican.
But secretly i am Benjamin
im only 14 which is probably why im so amazingly cool, or that might just be my imagination. probably the second one.
(by the way, not all of my question answers may be entirely true)(hee hee)

woo. my webby is www.tiny-pigfish.co.uk

if you want to talk to me on msn its: too_damn_dribbly at hotmail dot com

join my army and help fight off the mooligoolies
i am in a band called:
"shminky pinky and the hooligans"
rock on


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Best answers to questions:

» Breakin' The Law

ive never actually been arrested
but there was this one timeme and friends were in the city centre getting stoned out of our minds on white widow and some fellows in police uniforms appeared and chased us. the fact we were almost unable to stand didnt help our cause much and also just as i ran round the corner the trippyness of the bud kicked in and made my sprint a more enjoyable experience. Still managed to get away scott free. poor scott. we owe him so much.
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 20:49, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

well im only 14
so i dont really have a clue about this. but my dad was doing teacher training and had to tell some silly arse how to draw the classroom curtains. no word of a lie! there really are some dumb cranberry ot there...
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 18:00, More)

» Worst Record Ever

well i once made a record
called, Fookin a trouser press. It didnt catch on. thank god. (badum tish)
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 21:17, More)