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say hello

(Tue 15th Jun 2004, 20:57, More)

Fluffy's Christmas

wasnt all that fluffy....
(Mon 22nd Dec 2003, 12:38, More)


it is coal if you cant tell
edit: A FP!!!! Thank you all! Woooooooooooo
(Sat 20th Dec 2003, 11:39, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Lies I told on my CV

I can speak
fluent french, japanese and swahili.

That's what got me my job, and I've been here 8 months and not even had to pretend.
(Mon 10th Jul 2006, 19:40, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

My second name is Cox
Therefore, I was coxless.

Although I didn't really need a nickname, with my middle name being richard as well. My parents did most of the work for them really.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 22:38, More)

» Useless Information

The Barnacle
It has a penis more than seven times the length of its body. When mating, it just whips it out and lets it flail around for the nearest other barnacle.

Lucky thing.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 18:44, More)

» Childhood bad taste

I bought
a Hanson single, as my first ever CD.
But it wasn't the song everyone liked at the time, it was the one after it, which makes it oh so much worse.
And I still have it on my CD rack to this day, pulsating with bad taste.
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 15:35, More)

» Best Comebacks

May have been said
but the 'yo mamma' jokes had taken a rise in popularity and someone spewed a load at me with his mates. while the jokes were quite funny, I cant stand the bastard, so I kept a straight face and waited until he finished, then replied.

'My Mam is dead'

and walked off

Oh yeah I also once saw a street performer shout at a bunch of charvers bothering him,
"yeah, yeah, welcome to puberty!" which shut them up (because a crowd of about 150 burst out laughing at them)
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 16:29, More)
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