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This Gunslinger is now also a Spanner! Wewt!

"The man
in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed...."

Roland Deschain is the main character in Stephen King's Dark Tower book series.
He is in a world that has moved on. He is the last gunslinger.
He is after the man in black. He is searching for the Tower.
He has come a long way. He has lost many people who were dear to him. But still he follows the path.

Which ABBA member are you ?

This pointless quiz was made by TMO

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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Which File Extension are You?

You are Amiga OS. Ahead of your time.  You keep a lot of balls in the air.  If only your parents had given you more opportunities to suceed.
Which OS are You?

Roland Deschain
is a
Litter-Eating Skeleton Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 3.2

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Aaaaaaaaargh! Who is that, rampaging along the hallowed spunk-wetted halls of B3ta!! It is Roland Deschain, clutching two enormous Revolvers! He roars angrily:

"I'm going to fistfuck your bumhole until they can park the Queen Mary 2 in your anus!"

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Roland Deschain

is a Robot that is Painted with a Shark's Face, is fitted with a Lump Hammer and a Soldering Iron, has Four Metal Wheels and Dodgy Steering, and runs on Methane.

Force: 4 Handling: 2 Weaponry: 4

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Roland Deschain

is a Giant Squid that Fears Nothing, has a single Horn on its Forehead, Crablike Pincers and a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, and can turn Invisible.

Strength: 7 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 7

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Paranoid:Very High
Schizotypal:Very High
Histrionic:Very High

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Best answers to questions:

» Petty Sabotage

I sent them on their way to destruction.
They had no chance to survive or make their time.
(Thu 5th May 2005, 12:50, More)

» Lost...

What I Lost?
I lost an Ice Cream Van wearing headphones while carrying a cup of tea to my mum who was masturbating because there was no icecream...
(Sun 5th Dec 2004, 7:59, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

I must crap whilst nude.
If not I suffer constipation. Also, I like to play with my bollocks. They're quite big, and they fascinate me for some reason.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 13:31, More)

» Scars with history

Oven sheets
Roland puts cookies on sheet, pops into oven.
Roland takes out cookie sheet later with yummy cookies.
Roland trips, balances himself in the nick of time but touches the RED HOT edge of the cookie sheet to his stomach


Now I have a shiny white scar across my stomach.
(Sat 5th Feb 2005, 6:29, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Why in the watermelon
did I buy the Soundtrack for titanic. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Celine Dion will brainwash me! ARGH! *swoons*
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 19:05, More)
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