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» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Not so much rude but
childish heckling..While at University in High Wycombe, the Chuckle Brothers where filming something in the highstreet, slightly boozed up we began just shouting.."TO ME TO YOU TO ME TO YOU"( disrupting the filming in the process which in itself would have pissed me and My Mates of if we were filming as we were Video Production students)..but they were quite rude to us telling us to PISS OFF...later that week we also saw Michael Elphick in the local McD's..we proceeded to just hum the BOON theme tune at him for a while being again..promptly told to Fuck off!!!..Those were the days
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 20:01, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

Not That Great
Once, when a student, i had no money for food and one jar of Dolmio Sauce and drank the jar for that days dinner, and it came out the same day at the same consistency out my arse.

(Tue 12th Oct 2004, 23:50, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Various things
Working at the Disney Store here in Norwich, over the post Xmas sales the one thing that really gets on my nerves is when various chav like single mothers are coming in taking advantage of 75% off things then trying to get more off and quoting a somewhat misguided interpretation of "Trading Standards Laws" when they blatantly haven't got a fecking clue.
(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 15:33, More)

» The Best / Worst thing I've ever eaten

Maybe a stereotype....
My wife once cooked a dish of beef stroganoff, back in the early days before we were married. It looked like dog vomit on a plate, I took one mouthful and basicaly said "I can not eat this". It was more amusing to watch her, in a stubboness that I adore, eat three mouthfuls while grimacing/smiling trying to convince herself it was delicious. Eventually she agreed it was gross and we had a takeaway. We still laugh about it 6 years later. Just for the record, it is the only NON delicious thing she has ever made.
(Thu 26th May 2011, 14:44, More)

» Real-life slapstick

Just 4 days ago...
Not very exciting, I accidently kicked my guitar amp and broke my toe.

(Mon 25th Jan 2010, 12:45, More)
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