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» Clients Are Stupid
Aeroplanes
We used to train foreign pilots how to be Test Pilots on simulators. Part of this involved flying a plane through some waypoints. Every nationality performed perfectly. There was one group who amused us though. Upon completing their 'mission', the US pilots shouted 'Boom!' and ran around the room whooping and shouting 'Yee haa'. The next day one of them crashed a real helicopter.....
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 9:17, More)
Aeroplanes
We used to train foreign pilots how to be Test Pilots on simulators. Part of this involved flying a plane through some waypoints. Every nationality performed perfectly. There was one group who amused us though. Upon completing their 'mission', the US pilots shouted 'Boom!' and ran around the room whooping and shouting 'Yee haa'. The next day one of them crashed a real helicopter.....
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 9:17, More)
» My Worst Date
Kiwi bitch
Slept with Kiwi bird at a party in Croydon. Started 'seeing' her. Almost go to 'do' her but her brother turned up, saw me lying naked in her bed and gave her a talking to.
Next party (again in Croydon), she turns up with a Jonah Lomu look alike. Turns out this is her fiancee, who she calmly introduces me to. Her brother stands there giving me a knowing smile.
Following week, she starts calling me at work again. Thank goodness for voicemail.
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 15:59, More)
Kiwi bitch
Slept with Kiwi bird at a party in Croydon. Started 'seeing' her. Almost go to 'do' her but her brother turned up, saw me lying naked in her bed and gave her a talking to.
Next party (again in Croydon), she turns up with a Jonah Lomu look alike. Turns out this is her fiancee, who she calmly introduces me to. Her brother stands there giving me a knowing smile.
Following week, she starts calling me at work again. Thank goodness for voicemail.
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 15:59, More)