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» I witnessed a crime

Saturday night.
For the past 4 years I have seen crimes of unimaginable magnitude every Saturday night. Be it "The One and Only," "X-Factor," or "Dancing on Ice," the programme makers should be locked up.
(Mon 18th Feb 2008, 22:59, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Church fire
A local church burnt down in the early 80s. At the time the local billboard outside had a poster on it asking "CH--CH. What's missing?" The correct answer of course was "You Are," but some wise cracker added underneath, "Half the bloody church"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 17:10, More)

» Puns

Two brothers...
A woman has identical twin boys, and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal.

The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 16:44, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

On a Condom Machine
"My Dad says they don't work."
(Fri 4th May 2007, 22:42, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Us being the Tourists visiting the US...
My family were all out shopping when the checkout guy asked us if we were English. I replied, "No, we're Welsh."

Imagine my horror when he said "Well that's part of England isn't it."

Apparently the lesser educated Yanks are taught England is the big island, Ireland is the little island, Scotland is nowhere geographical, and Wales is a county of England.

Oh, and Welsh language is a dialect of English.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 17:06, More)
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