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» Dad Jokes

Silly joke
Dad: "Are you a fruit in a cage?"
Me: "No"
Dad (Sings & Points): "Fruit-loose fruit-loose"
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 21:19, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

Little Story Of My Fire
Well I was out drinking (as you do when ur a teenager) and me & my mate had found this nice little base where we were surrounded by trees and throught 'this is a great place to get drunk'. So we drank a gd few tins and mary j's and my mate goes 'yo lets get some heat here' so he got my lighter and just lit a wee fire with some sticks. Then he goes 'hmm its not warm enough' so he checks his pockets and pulls out a condom box and bag and started to light those. Hey presto we had a little fire. As I was drunken dazed I noticed another bag right beside this tree that was close to the fire and I said 'yo watch that bag there' and all I remember is looking over about 20 secs later and this big fire emerged. I was now a little worried but my mate said 'na its not a prob is only a little fire'. Well the little fire expanded and took up the whole tree which was fuckin huge. So we had to get our asses out of there, and some man was shining a light from his house down on us, and this is some trippy shit when your stoned and drunk. So we had to do a runner over the river and then down this wee lane. By the time we got away we could see the fire and it was so fucking huge, we could hear sirens goin off and shit. houses. So we were pretty much shittin it, but luckly nothing happened to us. We went by a few days later and seen a big open area where the tree was and all this burnt area. It was pretty funny to us seeing we were drunk and stoned. Ah well stupid stoner stories eh
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 16:32, More)