» Heckles

Free shit rappers in harlow...
Last year me and my mateys found ourselves at the fireworks display lovingly put on by the wonderous town of Harlow. We discovered that the local radio station had a little spot there too with some live music. We go to check it out. Theres some woman there signing, shite but also the amazing MC Bud accompaning. Big hard looking black guy, dancing like an 80 year old woman. They were shite. So naturally we made our way to the front and just stood staring at them. And pointing. they looked a bit freaked. When she tried to get a bit of audience participation going with the awe-inspiring 'lets hear you Harlow massive!' (bearing in mind there was just about 10 middle aged men standing around) the 5 of us allowed a short period of silence to go by and then laughed nice and loudly. the sarcastic cheering, dancing and general 'biggin-up' of the gangstas onstage was magical. they went very quickly once htey were done.

we also grew very attached to the elderly gent stood next to us with a massive camera taking photos, cos this woman liked thrusting forward in her very tiny skirt, and us stood right in front of the stage got a lovely view up it. bring on next year!
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 23:23, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Chilling kids discos...
My earliest memories of my Oasis obsession go back to those chilling discos we all went to as children. Some weird guy who liked to wear creepy masks would play Wonderwall, but it wouldn't end there. He would make us poor, inncenct children line dance with our hands behind our backs,being but 6/7 at the time I had no idea what the hands behind the back as for,and I hated it, but if you didn't join in then the creepy mask guy would chase you...I'm surprised I don't need therapy yet...
(Fri 25th Mar 2005, 12:43, More)

» Scars with history

Nothing too spectacular, could win the ponciest scar contest though...
I managed to scar myself playing bloody NETBALL. and not through a violent leap for the ball, no, scarred by the classical music loving posh kid of the year. the person who fainted from the bcg skin test. how impressive. thats as far as my scarrage goes so far, a small red dot in the middle of my left hand. playing bloody netball.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 21:19, More)

» It was a great holiday, but...

Nothing like a corpse to lighten the day...
On the last day of a very boring holiday to Spain, we were sitting next to some river in Bilbao, doing bugger all when all of a sudden the police start roping off the area on the opposite side to us, being nosey buggers we hung around waiting to see what was going on, the police people kept looking into the water, by this time there was as large amount of nosey people watching.
After a while a fire enging type thing drew up near us and lowered a speedboat into the river, by now we're getting excited and Dads hiding behind a lamppost trying to not look like he's recording it all, the speed-boats lowered into the water and a little half-naked man drives it out to the other side of the river.
To cut to the point, it turns out they dragged a dead body out of the river, Dad looked very shamed at recording it all, everyone on our side of the river looked very uncomfortable and mum spent a good half hour trying to convince my 8 year old sister that they were fishing out drugs...magical memories
(Tue 26th Apr 2005, 21:34, More)