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My name is James and I have a JOB! In LON-DON! This means I can't post to b3ta much, as for some reason b3ta is blocked at work. If I were a cardiologist, I'd make a joke about beta-blockers now. But I'm not.

Me, as I would have appeared in the 1930s:

I used to be in the Nottingham University Gilbert & Sullivan Society, who put on many good shows:
'Ello 'ello 'ello!
Happy times.

Some of my stuff:

I wrote the words for the Google song! As seen in the b3ta newsletter! Singing and animation by giant_squid, a.k.a. Ed.

RIP Clement Freud

In a world without electricity:

Web-crawling robots


click for embiggenification


The magnetic sheep:

Where milkshake comes from:

I wish life were glamorous, like in the movies:

Looking on the bright side:

Playing the asylum card

Well hello...

A money making scheme

Print, cut out and spend!

Recent front page messages:

election satire

only just realised this was the actual challenge! so have compoed it. Hard.
(Mon 12th Apr 2010, 11:20, More)

excuse me

(Wed 11th May 2005, 10:36, More)

one of these stories is real

can you guess which?
(Sat 23rd Apr 2005, 18:16, More)

it's fun to stay at the...

(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 12:14, More)

have some doomed fluff

(Tue 18th Jan 2005, 23:14, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Strange things you've been paid to do

a PhD
so far as I can tell, my job involves keeping a chair warm. 2 years in and an exemplary job has been made of it
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 11:18, More)

» Weird Traditions

Every QOTW
I always post a really stupid smartarse reply about ice cream vans, wanking on biscuits, cups of tea and rubbing chilli into my cock.

Then I make a crack about the size of my cock.

Apologies for length.
(Mon 1st Aug 2005, 12:52, More)

» Local Nutters

In Nottingham
there was a small Indian guy who used to go around groping people and telling them he wanted to be a doctor. However, sightings of this chap abruptly stopped a year ago. Nobody knows why.

On an unrelated note, apparently for about a year now there's been a small Indian guying walking around Prague groping people, demanding cheese & green pepper baguettes and telling them he's going to be a doctor.

(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:16, More)

» My Worst Vomit

walking back from a house in Radford
(one of the dodgier parts of nottingham), at 1am, I left a trail of vomit all the way down Lenton Boulevard culminating in a messy splodge on my bathroom floor.

Best Valentine's Day ever.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 10:51, More)

» Slang Survey

a couple:
"Riding a white horse"= sitting on the toilet.

"Earmuffs"= bra (from an episode of Only Fools and Horses in which Del, watching a porn video, said "Right, she's got her earmuffs off).

"Edible"= attractive (a long story. My (desperate, womanising) housemate had a female friend staying over, who he clearly wanted to shag. Before breakfast he said "I must be hungry, you're beginning to look edible". What a twunt.)
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 11:22, More)
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