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» Childhood bad taste
A sons love!
One christmas when i was too young to truly understand swear words and more of the adult words that appeared on the news and that my older brother had started using. I was having a play fight in the lounge with my dad, whilst my grandparents, both sets, my uncle & aunt, mum & brother looked on, half watching noel edmonds up the post office tower, half watching dad & i tussle. dad had been overpowering me for a while, and i somehow managed to get dad onto his front with me sat on his back, feeling a little angry and happy i was winning the fight i screamed out "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU DAD", the room fell silent, eyes bulged, glasses were dropped, jaws hit floors. i was very very quickly escorted to my room where i spent the whole of xmas day wondering what the hell i had done. my tiny sponge like brain for some reason thought rape meant beating some one up who you love, but in a nice way!! oh how we laugh now.
i also brought joe dolces "shuddupa-ya -face", sorry midge ure!
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 22:11, More)
A sons love!
One christmas when i was too young to truly understand swear words and more of the adult words that appeared on the news and that my older brother had started using. I was having a play fight in the lounge with my dad, whilst my grandparents, both sets, my uncle & aunt, mum & brother looked on, half watching noel edmonds up the post office tower, half watching dad & i tussle. dad had been overpowering me for a while, and i somehow managed to get dad onto his front with me sat on his back, feeling a little angry and happy i was winning the fight i screamed out "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU DAD", the room fell silent, eyes bulged, glasses were dropped, jaws hit floors. i was very very quickly escorted to my room where i spent the whole of xmas day wondering what the hell i had done. my tiny sponge like brain for some reason thought rape meant beating some one up who you love, but in a nice way!! oh how we laugh now.
i also brought joe dolces "shuddupa-ya -face", sorry midge ure!
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 22:11, More)
» Work Experience
Garage porn...
When i was 16 my stint of work expirience was in a large car dealership in kidderminster. I was stuck in the spares department, which was run by 2 rough old codgers in their 60's and a "mutton dressed as lamb" assistant who was going on 90 bless her!
The work involved sitting on your arse until someone wanted a part, which you'd write the code down and venture upstairs to find in this humungus wharehouse ( only used by the old codgers & me). On day 3 on my 1st week, i discovered the garages not-so-well hidden amsterdam hard core porn stash.
Everytime i was sent for a spare part (about 3 to 5 times a day max) i'd sneak off for a crafty shuffle amongst the exhausts & brake pads.It was quite a thrill at the time.I used to look out over the garage watching everyone work, i swear that once the old biddy from the spares dept looked me in the eye whilst i was on the vinegar strokes. I'll never know. That week really flew by :)
(Sat 12th May 2007, 23:17, More)
Garage porn...
When i was 16 my stint of work expirience was in a large car dealership in kidderminster. I was stuck in the spares department, which was run by 2 rough old codgers in their 60's and a "mutton dressed as lamb" assistant who was going on 90 bless her!
The work involved sitting on your arse until someone wanted a part, which you'd write the code down and venture upstairs to find in this humungus wharehouse ( only used by the old codgers & me). On day 3 on my 1st week, i discovered the garages not-so-well hidden amsterdam hard core porn stash.
Everytime i was sent for a spare part (about 3 to 5 times a day max) i'd sneak off for a crafty shuffle amongst the exhausts & brake pads.It was quite a thrill at the time.I used to look out over the garage watching everyone work, i swear that once the old biddy from the spares dept looked me in the eye whilst i was on the vinegar strokes. I'll never know. That week really flew by :)
(Sat 12th May 2007, 23:17, More)