» Impromptu Games You Play

The easy super fun one player games compendium
..... is new from funco fun fun toys for kids.
Includes the classics:

Pretend to have a limp
Pretend to be retarded
Fall over dramatically for no reason

Best played in crowded public places.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 15:40, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

a couple of games
1. Frenchman Cricket.
This is similar to pub cricket (which I'm sure you all know how to play), except it is with frenchmen instead of pubs cause there are little to no pubs in france. The rules are as follows: frenchman : 1 run, frenchman with dog : 2 runs, onions on a string : 1 run, hooped top : 1 run, bicicle : 1 run, comedy moustache : 1 run, group of frenchmen : 4 runs, drunk frenchman : 6 runs, cat : out, frenchwoman : out, child : out, englishperson : out.

Surprisingly enough this is normally a low scoring game, but fun cause i hate the french.

2. Mecca Monopoly
In the cafe where I work (the mecca) a boring saturday afternoon afforded us the chance to create mecca monopoly. All our regular customers were given a square on the monopoly board. The best customers were of course the dark blues, rangin down to old kent road. Making up the names was fun, a huge breasted slapper became "The Community Chest" and a tranny was "Chance". Anyways the rules were like monopoly whereby if you served or helped a customer on the board you got that property. Extra points for getting a full colour set and we even had the community chest and chance cards made up with comedy forfeits. The winner was the person with the most points at the end of the day.

This is a more popular version of mecca bingo.

3. Go kick a little kid
If someone sees a little kid, and shouts "go kick a little kid" the person they point to has to do it. 1 point for kicking a kid, 2 points if he/she falls over, 3 points if they cry. No points if a responsible adult catches you.
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 12:17, More)