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I am a girl from the US. Yay.
Yes. Oh yeah, I'll put some neat things up sometime....
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I am a girl from the US. Yay.
Yes. Oh yeah, I'll put some neat things up sometime....
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» Shit Stories
Green Pue
i once ate at a Mexican Restaurant popular with the college kids. I ate a very tasty burrito at Chilango's. Very nice burrito. I went back to work and proceeded to tap away at my computer. I felt the need to poo, so I went to the facilities.
Everything was nice and easy. It wasn't even a greasy turd. It wasn't burning. It jus slid out like a miracle birth. I stood up and looked. There it was...just floating placidly in crystal clear water.....my green poo. No foul smell was detected. In fact, the form in the water was as quiet as zen.
Varied in shades of green, from pine to pea soup. It was beautiful.
Then I flushed it.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 19:43, More)
Green Pue
i once ate at a Mexican Restaurant popular with the college kids. I ate a very tasty burrito at Chilango's. Very nice burrito. I went back to work and proceeded to tap away at my computer. I felt the need to poo, so I went to the facilities.
Everything was nice and easy. It wasn't even a greasy turd. It wasn't burning. It jus slid out like a miracle birth. I stood up and looked. There it was...just floating placidly in crystal clear water.....my green poo. No foul smell was detected. In fact, the form in the water was as quiet as zen.
Varied in shades of green, from pine to pea soup. It was beautiful.
Then I flushed it.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 19:43, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Stuff my Parents Told me
When my sister and I cried, to get us to shut up was that my Dad would tell us that the 'Incredible Hulk' or the bogeyman would get us.
To illustrate his point, my sister wouldn't shut the hell up, and it was getting dark outside. He promptly picked her up and set her right outside the door. He said, "Bye!" and she started screaming.
She eventually shut up, but I realize that it was fucked.
When asked where we came from, my mother said that she found us two under a bridge and she could put us back there any time she wanted to.
We knew that she was full of shit, but it was really messed up.
Oh yeah, she also told me that snakes would come if I whistled at night. Another time she told me not to sleep in bed with my feet facing the door. Death would come and take me away.
(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 1:46, More)
Stuff my Parents Told me
When my sister and I cried, to get us to shut up was that my Dad would tell us that the 'Incredible Hulk' or the bogeyman would get us.
To illustrate his point, my sister wouldn't shut the hell up, and it was getting dark outside. He promptly picked her up and set her right outside the door. He said, "Bye!" and she started screaming.
She eventually shut up, but I realize that it was fucked.
When asked where we came from, my mother said that she found us two under a bridge and she could put us back there any time she wanted to.
We knew that she was full of shit, but it was really messed up.
Oh yeah, she also told me that snakes would come if I whistled at night. Another time she told me not to sleep in bed with my feet facing the door. Death would come and take me away.
(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 1:46, More)
» Dad Jokes
My dad's observation
Every time we'd pass a Burger King. (Probably still in the UK, I know they're fading in the US because they're just plain shitty.) He'd say 'Booger King!' Also, on the TV there was some lame AT&T commercial about how people in the US were all taking to European whims, (All very stupid I must say.) and there were two Hell's Angels guys kissing each other on the cheek. My dad's eyes widened, and he said, "Oh! Homosexual!"
Strange.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 2:57, More)
My dad's observation
Every time we'd pass a Burger King. (Probably still in the UK, I know they're fading in the US because they're just plain shitty.) He'd say 'Booger King!' Also, on the TV there was some lame AT&T commercial about how people in the US were all taking to European whims, (All very stupid I must say.) and there were two Hell's Angels guys kissing each other on the cheek. My dad's eyes widened, and he said, "Oh! Homosexual!"
Strange.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 2:57, More)