» Not Losing Your Virginity

Mr Fork
At last year's Glastonbury, I was watching Razorlight, with, naturally, a wooden fork stuck into my hat. Having drawn a lovely little smiley face on it, it was then christened 'Mr Fork' - for obvious reasons.

So I was attracting quite a bit of attention, from a couple of girls, they were trying to get their photo taken with Mr Fork (and, in hindsight, me), and I, having been imbibing Kronenbourg since about 10am was a little the worse for wear. So when one attractive lass asked me my name, rather than try it on, i told her 'I lost my name'.
I reckon she was up for it.
I certainly would have been.

So there you go, not as long as some, not as good as some, but it's all I've got.
(Fri 27th Oct 2006, 19:25, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Nob-a-Job
In a J-Lo stylee i was briefly known as Ben-Rob, which was then anagrammised to Nobber and then Nobsack. Best pleased i wasn't.

I got them back by winning £900,000 on the lottery and not telling anyone at uni.
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 18:38, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Bonnie Langford. I'm so ashamed.
I live a few doors away from Bonnie Langford (ginge, Dr Who, Just William, and lately, Through The Keyhole panellist) and a while ago i was discussing this with housemates, one of them being a smart arse decided to go onto 192.com and find her house number just to prove he could. He did, and then posted her address on the bulletin board bit of her website. Which was then removed, although not for a couple of weeks. She's now moving house, although i hope (suspect) this may be unrelated. Probably better panto oppurtunities elsewhere.

So sorry Bonnie. I didn't mean to drive you from your home.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 23:55, More)