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If anyone can explain why the following words and/or phrases are inherently funny, I'll buy them a drink*:
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3) Golf Sale
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If anyone can explain why the following words and/or phrases are inherently funny, I'll buy them a drink*:
1) Dave
2) Badgers
3) Golf Sale
(*Of my own choice)
Answers on a Postcard to:
The Lost Property Office,
Baker Street,
New Guinea.
Thanks to roxy_hart for this one ;-)
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Guilty Pleasures
Numb
Spraying chloraseptic in my mouth until it all goes numb then spacking around like Joey Deacon. As an added bonus you tend to drool uncontrollably.
Jumping down as many stairs at the end of a flight of them as possible without permanent spinal injury.
Looking up naughty words in dictionaries, then giggling uncontrollably at the straight-faced descriptions of them.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 14:34, More)
Numb
Spraying chloraseptic in my mouth until it all goes numb then spacking around like Joey Deacon. As an added bonus you tend to drool uncontrollably.
Jumping down as many stairs at the end of a flight of them as possible without permanent spinal injury.
Looking up naughty words in dictionaries, then giggling uncontrollably at the straight-faced descriptions of them.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 14:34, More)
» Best Comebacks
A friend...
...of mine, whenever faced with an insult, would reply with one of two variations: i)"YER MAM" (in the best mushybees style) or ii)"No thanks mate, I'm not hungry".
These retorts were often so utterly devastating to the assailant that it often required them to receive mental health care for the shock they had sustained.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 0:48, More)
A friend...
...of mine, whenever faced with an insult, would reply with one of two variations: i)"YER MAM" (in the best mushybees style) or ii)"No thanks mate, I'm not hungry".
These retorts were often so utterly devastating to the assailant that it often required them to receive mental health care for the shock they had sustained.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 0:48, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Biscuits
My parents hated shelling out on extravagances, so for years, starting from when I was about 2, they conned me into believing that crappy cheap digestive biscuits were, in fact, chocolate chip cookies.
The scrooges.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 16:06, More)
Biscuits
My parents hated shelling out on extravagances, so for years, starting from when I was about 2, they conned me into believing that crappy cheap digestive biscuits were, in fact, chocolate chip cookies.
The scrooges.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 16:06, More)
» Slang Survey
Randomness
Several items:
You've ruined Christmas - Said with particular disgust to someone who has just cocked up your plans to go to the pub/bar/club/location with alcohol.
Millicatessant - Nothing adjective for somthing that isn't worth a proper description
Monkey Puzzle - Bad hair day. (cf. Monkey puzzle tree)
Cuntdrip - Unnecessarily offensive term for Countdown (the TV show)
Spack - Contraction of spastic; the old ones are the best, after all.
Painting a bridge - Criminal activities. Refers to a previous student prank that was discovered mid-way by the fuzz. Whilst in climbing harnesses.
Rahh - Someone under the illusion that wearing your shirt collar up renders you a member of the social elite. Also refers to wearers of pashminas.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 21:05, More)
Randomness
Several items:
You've ruined Christmas - Said with particular disgust to someone who has just cocked up your plans to go to the pub/bar/club/location with alcohol.
Millicatessant - Nothing adjective for somthing that isn't worth a proper description
Monkey Puzzle - Bad hair day. (cf. Monkey puzzle tree)
Cuntdrip - Unnecessarily offensive term for Countdown (the TV show)
Spack - Contraction of spastic; the old ones are the best, after all.
Painting a bridge - Criminal activities. Refers to a previous student prank that was discovered mid-way by the fuzz. Whilst in climbing harnesses.
Rahh - Someone under the illusion that wearing your shirt collar up renders you a member of the social elite. Also refers to wearers of pashminas.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 21:05, More)