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i like some stuff and some things.
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» Useless advice
walkers "max" crisps.
bottom left hand corner.
"not actual size."
legendary.
(Wed 25th Oct 2006, 3:39, More)
walkers "max" crisps.
bottom left hand corner.
"not actual size."
legendary.
(Wed 25th Oct 2006, 3:39, More)
» Out of my depth
when i was in primary school..
i declared to, not only my teacher. not only my class. but my entire fucking SCHOOL, that i was a prostitute and proud of it.
..
ahhh... happy days.
(Sat 16th Oct 2004, 19:51, More)
when i was in primary school..
i declared to, not only my teacher. not only my class. but my entire fucking SCHOOL, that i was a prostitute and proud of it.
..
ahhh... happy days.
(Sat 16th Oct 2004, 19:51, More)
» Housemates from hell
my jewish housemate..
threw away a bottle of expensive red wine i'd bought a couple of hours earlier, because it "hadn't been put in the fridge".
so i wiped all the door handles in the house with a pork-chop and tied it to her favourite dvd.
(Thu 12th Apr 2007, 17:44, More)
my jewish housemate..
threw away a bottle of expensive red wine i'd bought a couple of hours earlier, because it "hadn't been put in the fridge".
so i wiped all the door handles in the house with a pork-chop and tied it to her favourite dvd.
(Thu 12th Apr 2007, 17:44, More)
» When were you last really scared?
being scared.
sitting in the middle of the living room floor, holding my best friend in my arms. who'd just stopped fitting. and breathing.
if the paramedics had burst through the doorway a minute later, he might not have made it.
(Fri 23rd Feb 2007, 0:21, More)
being scared.
sitting in the middle of the living room floor, holding my best friend in my arms. who'd just stopped fitting. and breathing.
if the paramedics had burst through the doorway a minute later, he might not have made it.
(Fri 23rd Feb 2007, 0:21, More)
» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?
okay, so.
my best friend's boyfriend was like. uber. UBER hot.
unfortunately, my best friend's mother thought so too.
and her sister.
and her BROTHER. (i tell no lies)
needless to say, when she found out the relationship didn't last too long, and she moved. far away.
i laughed. am i a bad person?
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 18:26, More)
okay, so.
my best friend's boyfriend was like. uber. UBER hot.
unfortunately, my best friend's mother thought so too.
and her sister.
and her BROTHER. (i tell no lies)
needless to say, when she found out the relationship didn't last too long, and she moved. far away.
i laughed. am i a bad person?
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 18:26, More)