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*blushes*
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aww shucks, you looked at my profile
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» Hidden Treasure
Hidden, yes - Treasure, not so sure...
We've just moved into a new house. Whilst digging up the garden I found a plastic bag. With a dead animal in it.
Fucksocks.
So if you're thinking of burying a beloved pet (preferably dead) in your garden, please mark the spot accordingly. Or, at least, don't put it in a fucking plastic bag to preserve it. Else if you move you might find "Fluffy" being dumped on the doorstep of your new house.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 15:58, More)
Hidden, yes - Treasure, not so sure...
We've just moved into a new house. Whilst digging up the garden I found a plastic bag. With a dead animal in it.
Fucksocks.
So if you're thinking of burying a beloved pet (preferably dead) in your garden, please mark the spot accordingly. Or, at least, don't put it in a fucking plastic bag to preserve it. Else if you move you might find "Fluffy" being dumped on the doorstep of your new house.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 15:58, More)
» When I met the parents
Pool
On our introduction, my girlfriend's mother challenged me to a game of pool, saying that I'd never beat her.
I tried my best, and won.
*proud*
Did I mention that she was pissed and had a broken wrist?
(Thu 19th May 2005, 13:43, More)
Pool
On our introduction, my girlfriend's mother challenged me to a game of pool, saying that I'd never beat her.
I tried my best, and won.
*proud*
Did I mention that she was pissed and had a broken wrist?
(Thu 19th May 2005, 13:43, More)