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» I hurt my rude bits

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My first mrs. squashed my left testacle between my leg and hers. It swelled like a grapefruit. Then, the doctor shoved his finger in my ass. The first wife is gone but I still see the doctor semi-annually.
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 15:26, More)

» Voyeurism

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I used to jump a back fence instead of walking the extra mile around the neighborhood. I hopped up the wall and almost fell over backwards when I saw the neighbor pounding the snot out of his lovely wife. The large un curtained sliding glass door left nothing to the imagination. I only watched for a few seconds. Afterall, I still had to live next door to these people.
(Thu 11th Oct 2007, 19:17, More)