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» Have you ever started a fire?
I haven't.... But....
When my brother was about seven, he used to read books in bed instead of going to sleep. My mum kept telling him off for it, so he decided instead of stopping, he'd cover his lamp with a t-shirt to dim the light so she couldn't tell it was on. The first time he tried this, he fell asleep reading and woke up to find his bedroom on fire. Needless to say, he always went to sleep when he was meant to from then on...
A fairly boring story, but it illustrates for all budding arsonists out there (and I know you're there) the fact that volatile liquids and naked flames aren't nescessary to start fires... ;D
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 18:15, More)
I haven't.... But....
When my brother was about seven, he used to read books in bed instead of going to sleep. My mum kept telling him off for it, so he decided instead of stopping, he'd cover his lamp with a t-shirt to dim the light so she couldn't tell it was on. The first time he tried this, he fell asleep reading and woke up to find his bedroom on fire. Needless to say, he always went to sleep when he was meant to from then on...
A fairly boring story, but it illustrates for all budding arsonists out there (and I know you're there) the fact that volatile liquids and naked flames aren't nescessary to start fires... ;D
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 18:15, More)
» Worst Record Ever
Another band that piss me off
are none other than Good "We're a punk band, honest!!" Charlotte. Punk band??? I mean, come on! Five words for you guys; More 'Busted' than 'Black Flag'...
(Stupid little twunts...)
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 13:46, More)
Another band that piss me off
are none other than Good "We're a punk band, honest!!" Charlotte. Punk band??? I mean, come on! Five words for you guys; More 'Busted' than 'Black Flag'...
(Stupid little twunts...)
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 13:46, More)
» Worst Record Ever
The WORST song ever
has to be 'Hardcore Motherfucker' by Ultraviolence!!! It's just a beepy-beepy dance track with some woman droning the words 'Hardcore Motherfucker' over the top REPEATEDLY!!! That song makes me want to nail people to walls!!!!!!!!!
(And how do I know about this song? My ex-husband insisted on playing it to me - a LOT! And he wonders why he's now my ex-husband...)
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 13:38, More)
The WORST song ever
has to be 'Hardcore Motherfucker' by Ultraviolence!!! It's just a beepy-beepy dance track with some woman droning the words 'Hardcore Motherfucker' over the top REPEATEDLY!!! That song makes me want to nail people to walls!!!!!!!!!
(And how do I know about this song? My ex-husband insisted on playing it to me - a LOT! And he wonders why he's now my ex-husband...)
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 13:38, More)