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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

summer job
I had a summer job in a supermarket while I was at university.

I was packing people's shopping on the tills once when this woman turns up with absolutely tons of party food in two trolleys - all little sausages and vol-au-vents etc.

She was thoroughly miserable and I was in quite a jolly mood, so I said to her (by way of cheering the miserable bitch up)

"I think I can see a party coming!!" (imagine big grin across face as well).

She replied "Actually, its a funeral".

(now imagine the speed of disappearance of aforementioned big grin)
(Fri 23rd Apr 2004, 10:57, More)