b3ta.com user Jarvichi
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for Jarvichi:
Profile Info:

I use MS Paint, thats all my boss will allow me to have.
The End

Recent front page messages:


Best answers to questions:

» School Sports Day

100 Metre Sprint...
...My little brother is disabled (Gawd bless 'im) and at his school sports days was forced to participate in the 100 metre sprint.
This would be ok, apart from his disability ensures that he isn't very steady on his feet.
Still everyone eggs him on, the teachers have ensured he knows which direction to run in, and he's wearing his shoes on the right feet.
Its a hot sunny day, everyone is at the line, and 'GO' they're off...
He runs as fast as he can, and about 30 seconds after everyone else crosses the line, my brother is about 5 metres from finishing.
At this point he stops and vomits his guts up, and then walks across the line. You gotta love him. He was never asked to participate in sports day again.
(Mon 3rd Apr 2006, 13:28, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Whilst Watching Time Team...
Try and predict how many times Phil is going to get excited about a piece of flint & say 'Look at that' in his amazing West Country accent.
How many times Tony is going to say "Geo-phys".
How many times Corenza (Sp?) is going to be outspoken by some underling Archialogical University Graduate.
How many times a Roman Temple actually turns out to be a Geophys anomality...
The list is endless...
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 9:29, More)