» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

the classic
cant believe that no one has mentioned this one! surely most of us have been guilty of it in our time, i certainly know i have been.

picture the scene:

- meet a girl/boy in club
- back to their place
- a night of canoodling follows
- following morning she / he says: 'heres my number will you call?'
- you: 'sure i will!'
- step outside then promptly mutter 'fuck that' to oneself as you scrunch up the paper with the number on and throw it over your shoulder.

come on admit it you all do it.....or is it really just me?
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 17:05, More)

» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

burnt hand
this is not technically a dumping and altogether not that spectacular but its still kinda close to a dumping and always raises a smile among my flatmates.

here goes:
in my first year at uni i burnt the back of my hand quite badly after patting out the back of my jacket after it had caught fire (basically i stood too close to a lit candle and woof! it was ablaze). the following evening whilst out clubbing i started talking to a pretty smart girl, getting along really well when suddenly she tried to hold my hand (you can probably see where this is going...) anyway, she grabbed my hand which was covered in pulsating blisters and burns which caused me to recoil my hand in a pretty spectacular fashion - needless to say she promptly turned away and stormed off never to be seen again. D'oh!
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 16:48, More)