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» Best Comebacks

lame DJ questions
I remember when a radio 1 DJ was asking some popstars one of those pathetic questions "like if you were stuck on a desert island ..."

DJ: "if you were stuck in a lift who would you like to be stuck in a lift with"

1st star:"erm I think it would have to be Kylie"

2nd star:" a lift engineer! next stupid question"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 11:38, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Foot in Mouth Syndrome
one day one of the musicians that worked with me asked if I'd ever heard a rap version of the music from the film Bullitt. I said "I can't believe any moron would be stupid enough to dick around with a fine piece of music like that,also that I hope the rapper burns in hell along with his Ma for giving birth to a bozo like that" .He then uttered the words "I did that"

(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 12:43, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

tesco hairy sausage
I hate Tescos and their slack food hygiene. So I collect dog hairs malted from my pet and then deposit small amounts on the sausages in tescos and come back and watch peoples reactions later on
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 11:18, More)