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28, Male, Bristol

I am a software developer. But I have wife who has her own teeth.

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» Apparently I'm a sex offender

Not me but a story I heard about while in College in Swansea. The rugby lads from Gorseinon college were out on a raucous piss-up in the glamarous Kingsway and one of the number was called "Seagull", which they made sure they put in every sentence directed at him. He was visibly distressed by this.

On enquiring as to why, it turns out that he got quite drunk on a post-game drink. He then proceeded to divulge to everyone within earshot that he once had a wet dream after dreaming he was shagging a seagull.

Still... they may as well earn their chips somehow.
(Mon 21st Aug 2006, 22:22, More)