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» Dad Jokes
Doody.. :(
On a TV show entitled 'The PJs'- a claymation sort of deal with Eddie Murphys voice, the wife character once told her husband to do his duty, and he replied, 'MY DOODY STINKS!' My dad laugher uproariously for several minutes. This was year's ago, and he still says 'MY DOODY STINKS!' whenever the word 'duty' is uttered. Very embarrasing in public situations.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 4:43, More)
Doody.. :(
On a TV show entitled 'The PJs'- a claymation sort of deal with Eddie Murphys voice, the wife character once told her husband to do his duty, and he replied, 'MY DOODY STINKS!' My dad laugher uproariously for several minutes. This was year's ago, and he still says 'MY DOODY STINKS!' whenever the word 'duty' is uttered. Very embarrasing in public situations.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 4:43, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Pigs
My mother told me that that one song.. 'standing in the middle of the road with my past behind me' really said 'pants'. I found the truth a long time later.. in public. Also, she told me that adults didn't have bellybuttons, because I kept asking to see hers. She also told me she was 80 when I was about 5. I told my teacher, and was punished for lying. She took lying to her children for a sport, and still does it constantly. Not really to stop us from doing anything- just believable (to me) tidbits like 'Hamlet? Oh.. that means a young pig.."
(Mon 19th Jan 2004, 1:35, More)
Pigs
My mother told me that that one song.. 'standing in the middle of the road with my past behind me' really said 'pants'. I found the truth a long time later.. in public. Also, she told me that adults didn't have bellybuttons, because I kept asking to see hers. She also told me she was 80 when I was about 5. I told my teacher, and was punished for lying. She took lying to her children for a sport, and still does it constantly. Not really to stop us from doing anything- just believable (to me) tidbits like 'Hamlet? Oh.. that means a young pig.."
(Mon 19th Jan 2004, 1:35, More)