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» Dad Jokes
I think they're all at it!
My dad has loads of *hilarious* quips, but I remember as achild some of his favorite involved the car.
The classic was for him, on the way home from school to piss around with the pedals and pretend the car had broken down. Pull to a stop and ask me and my brothers to push the car (a huge Datsun Cherry estate - with the external wood panelling. Nice) for about a mile. We where about 6 and 7 at the time.
Also te classic as you're about to get in the car driving off a little bit then stopping. Ad nauseum.
The other one which we all actually really loved was when he used drive in the style of different people - old lady, farmer, young hoon, nervious driver etc etc. We used to ask him to do it all the time! looking back it was bloody lucky we lived in the country side and there was never much traffic around!
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 11:28, More)
I think they're all at it!
My dad has loads of *hilarious* quips, but I remember as achild some of his favorite involved the car.
The classic was for him, on the way home from school to piss around with the pedals and pretend the car had broken down. Pull to a stop and ask me and my brothers to push the car (a huge Datsun Cherry estate - with the external wood panelling. Nice) for about a mile. We where about 6 and 7 at the time.
Also te classic as you're about to get in the car driving off a little bit then stopping. Ad nauseum.
The other one which we all actually really loved was when he used drive in the style of different people - old lady, farmer, young hoon, nervious driver etc etc. We used to ask him to do it all the time! looking back it was bloody lucky we lived in the country side and there was never much traffic around!
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 11:28, More)
» Worst Record Ever
Some Crap called 'Goats don't Shave'
Was given to me by a mate, I passed it on to some other guilable fool, and heard its still doing the rounds in guilford.
Kinda lame irish jigging but not, crap.
www.goatsdontshave.fsnet.co.uk/
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 18:00, More)
Some Crap called 'Goats don't Shave'
Was given to me by a mate, I passed it on to some other guilable fool, and heard its still doing the rounds in guilford.
Kinda lame irish jigging but not, crap.
www.goatsdontshave.fsnet.co.uk/
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 18:00, More)