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bubblegum shit
My family owns a beach house, and there is an outside shower stall that we use to wash off sand and other nasty beach residue before we go into the house. Well, when I was about 6, I was using the shower and I had to take a poo - I was too lazy to go inside to use the bathroom, so I just went in there. The thing was, my crap had a bright pink stripe in it... some bubble gum had actually passed through my intestines and exited my body intact! The next day, my grandmother mentioned the crap in the shower. My little sister said that she saw a dog in our yard (which had a 5 foot high fence with no ground clearance). Damn dog scaled our fence and took a shit in our shower!! A pink shit! The fiend... hehe, little kids are idiots. Especially when they are too damn lazy to walk to a toilet.
(Wed 5th May 2004, 23:45, More)