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Sorry dog lovers...

(Sun 4th Jul 2004, 0:50, More)

Felt like doing something fluffy for a change

An FP! Why thankyou kind sirs!
(Tue 11th May 2004, 13:46, More)

Cyclist should take extra care when crossing tram lines.

(Sun 14th Mar 2004, 13:22, More)

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» When animals attack...

Walking through the town centre one day minding my own business...
I had a big yawn and as I approaching the closing stages of this action I got a slap in the face, and was aware of something trying to enter my mouth; instinctively I shut my mouth tight to prevent further ingress.

Moments later when I'd come to my senses, I was aware of a pigeon flapping frantically in front of my face trying to free its wing from my vice-like grip. Needless to say, I let it go pretty sharpish, before diving into the nearest newsagents to purchase a drink to wash my mouth out with!
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 19:29, More)