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My wife's dad
was always waiting for someone to remark, upon seeing their cat lick it's own arse, "I wish I could do that".

Imagine the hilarity that ensued one day one day when some said just that, and he replied "well, if you ask him nicely, i bet he'll let you!"

Sadly, he no longer has a cat, and so his opportunities in this direction are somewhat curtailed, but when he visits us (we have a cat), he always reminds us about the whole cat-arse-lick-permission thing.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 11:30, More)