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» Impromptu Games You Play

while in france...
we invented the now legendary 'bowling for cows'. this was a complete one-off, but on our travels we found bales of hay (the cylindrical kind) at the top of a sloped field. at the bottom were some cows. fun was had.
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 10:27, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

tourist photo opportunity.
noticed a game whilst inter-railing a few years ago. random italians and frenchies would come and join in on our photos just as they were being taken. it turned out to be a lot of fun to do it to other people too. try sneaking up behind the subject and watching the wry smile of the person taking the picture...

in london this is fantastic when you have school groups or timid looking people, but the best variation of it by far was discovered in brazil, when my brother asked a random guy to take a photo of him and his girlfriend. said guy held camera for about a second before asking someone else to do it, and then joining in the picture for himself. this phenomenon was repeated until a decent crowd of complete strangers were posing for a photo, all surrounding my unsuspecting brother and girlfriend.
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 15:15, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

a couple.
louise woodward was in my bar a while ago when i was pissed. she'd had a haircut or something, and when we were trying to figure out if it was her, i pronounced (a bit too loudly), that i wasn't 'having any fucking babykillers in here'. sadly, she'd already got up to leave, and was promptly stood right behind me as i said this. haven't seen her since.

danny the shrek faced monster from hearsay was in my newsagents surrounded by tons of kids back when said group were famous. he was buying an absolute shitload of sweets and taking up the only route to the till. i told him to bugger off in a hushed voice and shoved past him, but i think he was too excited by all the sugar and children to notice me properly.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 11:42, More)

» Dad Jokes

oh yeh... another one (i'll be remembering these all day)
if he wanted to threaten you, he'd always say:
'be careful, or dire prognostications will befall you!'
I think he wanted to be Atticus Finch
(Fri 12th Dec 2003, 12:39, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

back in the day, when still at school, some of my mates had been on a skiing trip (the ones that cost about £800 and therefore i had no chance in hell of attending). About two days after their return i was walking with a mate and bumped into a girl who had been. 'hey ****, you've got some mud on your face', i shouted at her. my mistake, as unbeknownst to me, she'd had a terrible accident, was covered in brown scabs, and was indeed scarred for life. the friend i was walking with gave me a hefty kicking, and i felt terrible for a long long time.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 11:06, More)
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