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» When I met the parents

My missus has two kids from a previous chap. First time I went to see her parents, we took the kids aswell. Dan, the little lad, was about 8 or so. We were all just sitting down at the dinner table when my missus gave me a peck on the cheek, a little kiss.

Dan pipes up to me, in a nice loud voice:
"Whenever I see you, you're either reading the paper or shagging my mum"

He meant 'kissing', and then only pecks, you know, we didn't make out in front of the kids or anything. But I've never been so embarrrassed.
(Sun 22nd May 2005, 23:11, More)