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Hehe, this is me badge what I am wearing to work, although the Head Office people did mention that perhaps it was a little "too evil" as we are a children's company.

Now sorted my second job so can resumemy mad photography, huzzah! Finally can invent customers and run my films for free!

Anyone fancying a top quality game of Solitaire Showdown in the early hours of the morning or just want to send mail to me it's:
j*underscore*a*underscore*cross AT yahoo DOT co DOT uk

I'm oft to be found playing games, Black & White being one I especially enjoy.

having just uploaded a few pictures i feel inclined to use them

Happens when you have too much time at the beach, (that's waist deep by the way)

and to make your viewing complete, here's me :)

slightly more dashing picture of meself(Ladies?) and my sister...

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What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Space-invader.I am a Space-invader.

I will happily recruit the help of friends to aid me in getting what I want. I have no tolerance for people getting in my way, and I am completely relentless until any threats or opposition are removed. I try to be down-to-earth, but something always seems to get in the way. What Video Game Character Are You?

is a
Fruit-Eating Pirate Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 9.1

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking along the cliffs, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Sattamassagana! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to smash you into the stuff of nightmares!"

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My latest project: http://www.b3ta.com/board/2696176
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Hehe, for those who want to see my first compo post, or even the state of my floor:

Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!

How grammatically sound are you?
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The Hitler of Spelling.
You are the Adolf Hitler of spelling. Your
grammatic regimen is so strict, no errors get
past you, and no one with bad grammar talks to
you for very long. If anyone doesn't use at
least relatively good grammar, they don't have
a chance with you. (By the way, there were
eight intentional spelling errors, if you found
more, check on them to be sure they are errors
and let me know. I don't want to be a

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What Sort of Hat Are You? I am a Top-hat.I am a Top-hat.

I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades; creative, in a stylistic sort of way, a little vain, a little dark, perhaps a little archaic. I get on alright with people, but I can take them or leave them. What Sort of Hat Are You?

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Best answers to questions:

» Clients Are Stupid

Naïve People
I work in a Lego store (the clue's in the name.. Lego, ok?)(Well, I say work, paid to play is more like it, w00!) anyway, the number of people who come up with damned questions.. "Do you sell Megabloks?", "Do you sell Playmobil?" Do these people not notice the hyauge sign saying Lego on the door? The fact that the shelves are stacked with the stuff? and that my iridescent shirt says Lego on it?!?!?! Damned customers, ruining my neatly stacked shelves. Grrr
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 1:37, More)

» Slang Survey

Releasing the demons
appaently is, well, err, *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 14:23, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

Spell-check Smith & Wesson
Double-action, centrefire pistol manuals.
"Only point the firearm at objects you wish to shoot."

or... at the moment I'm paid by LEGO to play.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 23:08, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

Hmm, Face-fire
When much younger (where there such days?), a friend of mine and I were well into the 'setting fire to things' phase, ooh those days saw us running away from all sorts of smelly, smokey, exploding things. This one particular time i remember my friend (not the brightest of the group I hasten to add) attempting to smash a lighter with a screw-driver despite my claims that although it looked like liquid it was in fact, gas. Well as smashing went underway it did indeed break, and as I had predicted it sprayed his face and clothes with aforementioned gas. Well, being the idiotic types we had many naked flames lying around and it wasn't long afore his face was alight. Luckily (or unluckily depending on your sens of humour) it of course burned very quickly merely leaving him short of breathe but with hilariously shortened eye-lashes and brows. Aaaah, those were the days.
(Fri 5th Mar 2004, 0:50, More)