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Hello, I used to visit quite a lot but my new employer now blocks B3ta, probably a good thing too as I do little enough work as it is.

If you want to find out more about me, for example if you are a pretty lady and want to stalk me, then here is the places you can start...

http://www.twentysicks.co.uk - my site of stuff

http://www.myspace.com/mybrownbear - everyone's got a myspace right?

If you want to find me on Face book, look under Toby Hudson.

Also, I am an abstract artisit, playright and musician with a decent job, so any ladeez should start queueing about here.

No, not there.


That's better.

Recent front page messages:

Something for Grannies birthday maybe?
Bladderdash- The all new, pants wettingly funny game from MB!
(Thu 20th Jan 2005, 16:31, More)

Tony's hypnotism lessons were starting to pay off...

(Thu 9th Oct 2003, 15:34, More)

Sean Bean?

(Wed 1st Oct 2003, 15:32, More)

Never Trust a Vulcan

Oooh super, first fp an' all. Ta MD!
(Wed 25th Jun 2003, 14:12, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Urban Legends

Mrs Scribble once asked...
...if she deletes the Internet Explorer icon on her desktop what happens?

Me: You delete the entire Internet!
Her: What really?
Mate: YES! When did you do it?
Her: Wednesday afternoon, about 3pm!
Me & Mate: We did notice everything went really slow! What did you do then!
Her: Well fortunately I undeleted it from my Recycle bin so now it's back on my desktop!
Me & Mate: Phew! That was close, you could have lost everything.

...5 minutes of pindropping silence before laughter ensues and I get a beating from the wife.

Worth it though.
(Thu 5th Jan 2006, 21:04, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

A conversation overheard in the pub...
...we were sitting happily munching our way through some non-descript burger in our local Pub chain when we overheard 3 old pissed blokes discussing politics and the second world war, when one of them turns to the others and says very matter of factly...

"Of course, if Hitler had won the war, we'd all be walking around on planks by now"

To which they all nodded sagely.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 11:26, More)

» Local Nutters

2 nutters for the price of one post...
Nutter 1:
My most memorable nutter. Group of 6 of us (3 blokes + associated female partners) walking through Regents Park last summer when in the distance we saw some nutter harrassing people. As we passed he ranted a bit but generally kept to himself until we were about 10 yards from him when he shouted:

Marvellous, I wish I was that mad.

Nutter 2: Dilbert. If I look out of our office window I can see him, he's a bit retarded but harmless enough, spending most of his time in his tracky bottoms, sandals, thick glasses and sticks to petting the local cats. Harmless until he gets the horn, then he drops his kecks, flops out his knob and cracks one off. He usually has a quick look about first to check if anyone is about, but of course can't see us in our 2nd floor office, with our digital camera....
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 13:31, More)

» Pet Names

My fish...
...are called Up, Down, Left and Right depending on where they are in the tank at the time.

Unfortunately one of them died (Down, it sunk to the bottom), so I got another fish which my wife called Matilda. Damn woman has no idea about symmetry.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 15:37, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

Christmas Eve - last year
Came home from the Pub a little worse for wear to be met by the Wife who tells me the cat is breathing really heavily.

On the frantic drive to the Vets the cat dies in my arms.

Felt really sorry for the vet who was met by 2 blubbering people carrying a dead cat. Not much he could do about that really.

I know it's only a cat, and nothing truly horrific happened, but we liked it and miss it.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 14:31, More)
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