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Hello my name is Dave, I like puppies and fluffy things. I like to go out, but I like to spend evenings in too. Bubbly personality. Would like to meet people to chat, or maybe more.

I am a bad girl, spank me.

I love teh rock

Gun runner

I am a one trick pony

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» Near Death Experiences

I came near death once...
...I wiped myself off on his cloak.
(Wed 1st Dec 2004, 10:22, More)

» Petty Sabotage

When I was at uni I took the fuse out of my mates stereo plug. When it didn't work he asked me to look at the stereo. I told him that it was common for fuses to become dirty, so I made an effort to look as if I was taking the fuse out and cleaning it.

Popped the fuse back in and hey-presto the stereo worked and I looked like an electronics genius.
(Tue 10th May 2005, 15:51, More)

» Childhood bad taste

I remember when I was really young, wanting and recieving a tape of George Formby's greatest hits. I think I got chas and Daves Christmas Jamborie round that time too.

I saw Cannon and Ball live too, I got some Bobby Ball braces as well. Nice.

No-one is reading my story because it is not that interesting
(Tue 14th Dec 2004, 7:49, More)

» My Worst Vomit

Worse for my mate
Myself and a few friends were out at the local shitzy ritzy when I felt the sickness take over me. Sensibly I made my way to the gents to cast out this demon. The journey to to the toilets seemed to bring me back to my senses and I managed to hold it in for a bit, so I made my way back to my seat.

On my return my friend got up to go and drain the lizard. Unfortunatly in his absence I had come back down with a beer fever. This time it wasn't staying down and I puked into a pint glass.

When my mate came back I pretended to have a sip of this foul real ale and said "urrg, this beers weird, try it" I passed the warm brew to him, he took a look, then took a gulp. When asked what it was I smiled and proudly said "my sick"

I should of had a punch in the face that night really and for some reason the guy is still a friend. Oh incidently we left the pint in a prominant place, so be careful minesweeping in clubs.
(Tue 24th Aug 2004, 22:33, More)

» When I met the parents

First time I met the g/f parents
was at a bbq. Her dad poisoned me, which led to me puking my guts out all night. It wasn't the beer, honest.
(Mon 23rd May 2005, 12:04, More)
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