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» Lies Your Parents Told You

He's not technically a parent, but Friend A did manage to convince the girlfriend of Friend B that the album they were listening to was his band's new demo (the album was 'Abbey Road').

He's also fond of telling people about his job at SignFM, "the radio station for the deaf."
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 15:14, More)

» Pet Names

Some people thought it odd...
...that we had a cat called George Michael's Mum. But it was the mother of another cat called George Michael, and therefore perfectly logical.

George Michael's Mum went mad and wandered off to die like some sort of cat-elephant. When George Michael's time came we buried her in the garden, where she was later dug up and eaten by foxes.

The other three cats we had at the time never recieved names.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 16:42, More)