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» Out of my depth

I had an exam last week but I was too cool to do any revision. I turned up for said exam and realised I couldn't read. * ** ***

* 1. That was all a lie as I finished school years ago.
** 2. If any more f**cking stupid 14 year olds post messages complaining about sh1tty exams I'm going to be upset.
*** 3. If you're too dumb to revise for exams you should be made to work as a brick layer wearing only rockport shoes, timberland sweatshirts and burberry caps.

That's enough for now.


P.S. is there any way we can stop under 18's from reading/posting on this site?
(Wed 20th Oct 2004, 15:48, More)

» Hidden Treasure

Several years ago, myself and a friend were rummaging around in his dad's office. We found a briefcase and set ourselves the task of using spy like skills to crack the code to unlock it. We failed so resorted to brute force. Upon openning the case we found a container of hormone tablets and some she-male pron! :-(
Not really hidden treasure but worth telling none the less.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 13:43, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

Reverse obscure memorabilia
Van Morrison owes my dad 50 pence (or the 1950's equivalent) from when they were wee lads in Belfast. Hence, thus and therefore Van Morrison owns some DelTorro Dad memorabilia?
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 10:32, More)

» Phobias

Not escalators themselves but the section on some where they reach the floor of the next level. I'm always terrified that I'll get my head stuck in there become deaded. For some reason, even though this idea fills me with dread, I always have an urge to stick my head in.

On a lighter note:
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” Mitch Hedberg

I'm not Mitch Hedberg.
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 16:05, More)

» I just don't get it

What I don't get...
Why more people don't reference the Princess Bride more often. It's f****ng ace!

I wish I was the Spanish revenge dude from it.

I too don't have clue why fat people don't rectify their situation by eating less and running around more.

Andre the Giant wasn't fat, he was just big.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 15:50, More)
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