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Busy, busy, busy...
so have this as a quickie.

Bye all

Edit: Previously done by Haku. Sorry, didn't see it.
(Mon 18th Oct 2004, 15:34, More)

I've just invented a new biscuit...
It's a Jammy Todger!

Edit: What? FP? Surely not! but thanks anyway
(Fri 9th Jul 2004, 10:22, More)

Just in time for Christmas

Woo yay! First FP. Thanks to the donkey!
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 16:11, More)

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» Stuff You've Overheard

In Canada last year
we visited a bear sanctuary at the top of a mountain. They were rearing 2 bear cubs in as close to natural environment as possible. After a presentation by one of the staff about the importance of them being raised in order to be relased and survive, one American (yep, again) asked "But do they do anything? Have you not taught them to do tricks?"
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 9:54, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

On a flight down to London
I was sat in front of two incredibly posh (and rich) women who had some very interesting conversations:

Posh 1: Do you fancy going to America for a couple of weeks?
Posh 2: Yes, when?
Posh 1: Whenever. I've told my husband that my friend in America is having a bit of a crisis and needs some moral support.
Posh 2: I didn't know you had a friend in America.
Posh 1: I haven't. But he doesn't know that!


Posh 2: Apparently my credit card has been used fraudulently.
Posh 1: Really! What happened?
Posh 2: Someone rang up a hotel and restaurant bill in Stockport for £2,500.00 and I didn't notice it on the statement. I ask you, who would notice a transaction for £2,500.00?
Posh 1: And who would go to Stockport anyway?
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:01, More)

» Dad Jokes

Stop it. Stop it now!

I am a Dad with a 7 year old daughter and I do everything listed on these pages.

This is way too painful. Please, have mercy.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 11:38, More)

» Pet Names

Not quite a pet
But I do call my kettle Tarka...

... Because it's a water 'otter
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 15:55, More)