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» People with Stupid Names
A customer at a theatre I used to work at:
Helen Highwater
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 13:14, More)
A customer at a theatre I used to work at:
Helen Highwater
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 13:14, More)
» Stuff I've found
I found a copy of the score for 'The Mikado'
On a table outside a café in Soho. it had a BookCrossing sticker in the front of it, which meant it had been left out deliberately for somebody to find.
The groovy thing was, I found it while I was on my way to buy a copy of that same score, as I had recently been cast in a production of the show.
Coincidence? Yes, of course. But what a coincidence! Plus, it saved me a tenner. Woop!
(Mon 10th Nov 2008, 3:02, More)
I found a copy of the score for 'The Mikado'
On a table outside a café in Soho. it had a BookCrossing sticker in the front of it, which meant it had been left out deliberately for somebody to find.
The groovy thing was, I found it while I was on my way to buy a copy of that same score, as I had recently been cast in a production of the show.
Coincidence? Yes, of course. But what a coincidence! Plus, it saved me a tenner. Woop!
(Mon 10th Nov 2008, 3:02, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
I used to work
in an open air theatre in Greece where there were more standing tickets than seated tickets. The most frequently asked questions were:
Q: Is it air-conditioned?
A: Well, yes, and no. You see, it has no roof, sir...
Q: Standing? What's that?
A: It's what you're doing now, madam, except you're watching a play.
Made me clench my teeth in frustration every time I heard them.
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 11:35, More)
I used to work
in an open air theatre in Greece where there were more standing tickets than seated tickets. The most frequently asked questions were:
Q: Is it air-conditioned?
A: Well, yes, and no. You see, it has no roof, sir...
Q: Standing? What's that?
A: It's what you're doing now, madam, except you're watching a play.
Made me clench my teeth in frustration every time I heard them.
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 11:35, More)
» Tightwads
cheap petrol
my mate's dad will only buy his petrol from the station with the absolute cheapest price.
fair enough, you might say, but he also works out, with a calculator, the cheapest tank of petrol including how much petrol he will use to get to the petrol station he chooses.
(Mon 27th Oct 2008, 1:45, More)
cheap petrol
my mate's dad will only buy his petrol from the station with the absolute cheapest price.
fair enough, you might say, but he also works out, with a calculator, the cheapest tank of petrol including how much petrol he will use to get to the petrol station he chooses.
(Mon 27th Oct 2008, 1:45, More)