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Hello. I'm 14 and am not very good at anything and have a copy of macromedia fireworks (yay) wot my dad "borrowed" from work. oh, and I'm too poor to get a copy of photoshop. And ifI'm all naive and ask wot a word means or don't know who monkeon is please be nice to me- I'm only little.
here's a hippo I made. Like most things I make it's not very good, but I'm quite proud of it.
and my animation of the esteemed leslie ash.
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Hello. I'm 14 and am not very good at anything and have a copy of macromedia fireworks (yay) wot my dad "borrowed" from work. oh, and I'm too poor to get a copy of photoshop. And ifI'm all naive and ask wot a word means or don't know who monkeon is please be nice to me- I'm only little.
here's a hippo I made. Like most things I make it's not very good, but I'm quite proud of it.
and my animation of the esteemed leslie ash.
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» Slang Survey
Oh, the joys of still being at an all-boy comprehensive...
Here goes
we often use code to describe illegal school contraband (ie polos)so the teachers have no idea what we're on about
sea monkey- chewing gum
sugar rocks-polos
wetboys- spray paint
as well as this, there is
mitching- (verb) to skive off school
growling at the badger- (verb) to perform oral sex on a girl.
and also, abbreviations
IDST- 'if destroyed still true'. normally written under graffity, for example "Matt is a wanker IDST"
IGDAD- I don't give a damn, occasionally IGDAF.
UTA- up the arse
USA- under skirt area
Finally,
shivering like a bulldog shitting razorblades
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 18:59, More)
Oh, the joys of still being at an all-boy comprehensive...
Here goes
we often use code to describe illegal school contraband (ie polos)so the teachers have no idea what we're on about
sea monkey- chewing gum
sugar rocks-polos
wetboys- spray paint
as well as this, there is
mitching- (verb) to skive off school
growling at the badger- (verb) to perform oral sex on a girl.
and also, abbreviations
IDST- 'if destroyed still true'. normally written under graffity, for example "Matt is a wanker IDST"
IGDAD- I don't give a damn, occasionally IGDAF.
UTA- up the arse
USA- under skirt area
Finally,
shivering like a bulldog shitting razorblades
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 18:59, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Darling Mummy...
whilst my wonderful mother was training to be a nurse she had a book with a picture of a person that was one of those pictures of your muscles. She told us if you chew gum your skin will go all stretched and showed us the picture.
I was terrified.
She also told us that in the winter there was a thing called a "square moon". if you saw the square moon you wouldn't get any christmas presents. I think this was a way of making us go to bed early. Icarried on believing this until I was seven at which point my older sister revealed the truth. Parents eh?
/teen angst
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 17:11, More)
Darling Mummy...
whilst my wonderful mother was training to be a nurse she had a book with a picture of a person that was one of those pictures of your muscles. She told us if you chew gum your skin will go all stretched and showed us the picture.
I was terrified.
She also told us that in the winter there was a thing called a "square moon". if you saw the square moon you wouldn't get any christmas presents. I think this was a way of making us go to bed early. Icarried on believing this until I was seven at which point my older sister revealed the truth. Parents eh?
/teen angst
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 17:11, More)