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professional lurker - im watching you

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» I was drunk when I bought this

quite pished and in waterstones, bristol
bought the biggest goddamned book about facism u ever did see. was a birthday present for my mate, a mere six months early. Also on the same trip a bonzai tree. in spite of me thinking i was being subtle, i managed to alert the whole shop to an elderly gentleman in the 'adult photography' section by pointing and shouting to my mate "he's looking at porn. fucking perv!"
(Wed 15th Jun 2005, 17:40, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

more woo for the long hair
coz it means no one can see the wires from your walkman.
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 20:46, More)