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Creme de la chocolat!
My recent ex, was, seemingly deeply in love with me, saw a future with us together, all that stuff, until one day, without any warning, he decided that he didn't see a future together for us and quite casually dumped me. Not that I'd done anything wrong. So here's my revenge, the thing that really annoyed me...

Basically my ex really liked anal, but was never particularly 'clean' down there, which was never particularly pleasant. So one time he went into the bathroom for about half an hour to wash himself. Little did I know that he'd also tried and failed to douche himself properly. So we started out with him sat on top of me, it felt quite uncomfortable for him, so he pulled out... and shat smelly, lumpy, shitty water all over me. Why I didn't dump him then and there, I don't know.
(Fri 5th Aug 2011, 16:58, More)