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» Impromptu Games You Play

Yeah, New Year..
Started playing this game called "Guess what video this is". You watch MTV or the like and try and guess the video before anyone else does.

My boyfriend and I did invent a game, but we haven't been able to play it yet. It's called "Whats On My Head". David Blunket is seated opposite his dog, an object is placed on David's head and he has to guess what it is. Only his dog can answer him with 1 bark for No and two barks for Yes. David is allowed three very vague clues.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 16:02, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My Dad..
had this friend who didn't have a voice box. When I asked him what had happened my Dad told me that it had been eaten out by Bats!

Bats! for Christs Sake!
(Tue 20th Jan 2004, 14:35, More)

» It was a great holiday, but...

Put a cork in it!!!
Went to Tenerife about 2-3years ago and ended up being stuck in the hotel lift for over 40mins with my claustro boyf and a crazy pissed up She-Manc.

The She-Manc managed to go to the toilet three times in the lift within 30mins. The walls of the 4ftx4ft lift where mirrored and I was wearing very open shoes.

The lovely Spanish people on the other side of the lifts where nice enough to pass some towels in through a very small gap in the door, so we could clean-up up the piss.

No Oxygen and swimming around in urine!

(Tue 26th Apr 2005, 14:06, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Getting one up
I like to get one up on people.

Not in an out and out nasty way, just end up being the one who is either right in the end or doing things in a slightly underhand and sneaky way.
I don't do it to hurt people. Just to prove a point or be the best.

I either do it by withholding information or revealing a bit of information to get people thinking.

I like to play people off against each other too. It's a bad one, but I can't help it.
It's strange but I do it for my friends too. If someone has done something to upset one of them I will plant my seeds in their brain and watch my stalks of paranoia grow.

I see myself as a Manager of Karma...
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 10:33, More)

» I just don't get it

Good Charlotte!
Who are they? What do they want? Who do they appeal to?

Is it only me who thinks they are Sh1te?
(Mon 4th Apr 2005, 12:28, More)
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