» Dad Jokes

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After a meal:

Good thing we ate when we did, because I'm not a bit hungry now!
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 6:27, More)

» Puns

New Job
I just got a new job at the zoo. It's my responsibility to circumsize the elephants.

The pay is lousy, but the tips are huge!
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 17:09, More)

» Irrational Fears

Junior High
Way back in junior high I knew a kid who was afraid of mayonaise and the tune that is played at the beginning of Twentieth Century Fox films (you know, when they show the giant 20th CENTURY FOX statue/building thing with the searchlights.

I can understand mayonaise, I mean its kind of gross and white and goopy, but the theme always blew my mind.

This is totally true. The kid's name was James Dye and we would chase him around the school going "dun dun da dun da dun dun da dun da dun da da dun da da da da dunnn!".
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 1:28, More)

» Puns

Bowled over with puns
While out bowling (what were we thinking?) with my buddies a few years back, one friend, we'll call him "Joe", made a rather lewd comment. The following ensued:

Friend A: Hey, that doesn't strike me as funny!

Joe: But, I... I was just...

Friend B: Joe, get your mind out of the gutter.

Joe: What? No, I...

Me: Yeah, spare us the filth, Joe.

Joe: I hate you guys.
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 14:45, More)