» Irrational Fears

Irrational fears
Watching a woman put on make up turns my stomach, god knows why, i can never watch my girlfriend put it on, don't get me wrong i like the finished product but actual procedure.....urrrgg.
Seeing someone being tattooed that actually makes me phisically sick but yet i can look at a finished tatoo and not feel a thing.
I know i'm weird !
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 11:33, More)

» Dad Jokes

dads using mobiles
They just don't have a clue! Every time my dad leaves me a voice mail it starts with "Andrew are you there(obviously not or i would have answered), its your dad (like i don't know his voice after 22 years of nagging and moaning)" After he's finished waffling on for 10 minutes about how the relatives are,how the garden is looking and what the dog is doing at that moment; there is then a period of muffled button bashing, shouting to my mother "how do you turn this bloody thing off" and frustrated swearing. And this is from a man who has designed and set up his own business on the web ??????????????
(Fri 12th Dec 2003, 12:10, More)