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I'm only 29 me.

I live near Manchester and I'm kind to old people.

I have a dog but I'm thinking of trading up to a Marmoset.
Emyther me at fearny75 were the mail is hot.

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» Now, there was no need for that...

Wonder dough !!
As a baker specialising in the making of bread, imagine my delight when I was recently introduced to a marvelous new invention in the world of dough. Comes ready to bake in the oven with absolutely no hassel whatsover.

Definately no kneed !!!
(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 10:48, More)

» I'm an expert

Blagging !!
After a tedious Xmas night out with work I found myself friendless in the middle of Manchester, with just enough taxi fare to get me half way home. With it being Xmas and town being full of revellers as is the fashion, all Taxi ranks were full to bursting so I joined the queue and settled in for a 3 hour wait. 15 mins into this I struck up a conversation with a guy to my right and as it turned out we were heading in the same direction, after a further 10 mins small talk I was hit with the blag of the decade. With new found friend in tow, I walked into the swanky hotel opposite straight upto the desk. "Party for Wakowski" I exclaimed to wit the person behind the desk said "No such party here I'm afraid and we're fully booked up" came the reply. Darn it says I, I don't know what to do! Could you please call me a taxi....."Yes sir, straight away, please sit there and help yourself to coffee".
5 mins later and my ride arrived, not only was it a plush new merc but because it was ordered from the hotel they only charged normal rates. Through sheer apreciation of what had transpired, my new found friend paid the bill, result, kebab supper... Which makes me.....an expert blagger. Tremendous !!!!
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 16:32, More)

» I'm an expert

Also
I'm also an expert at finding the correct page in a book with one flick without a bookmark, be it a novel or Argos catalogue.


Weird but never the less, true !!!
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 16:37, More)

» Hidden Treasure

Truth, honest.
Mum decided to have a garage sale, emptied the loft and all the cluttered draws and found two watches. Only an original Breitling diver, with - mint condition.the radioactive glow-face, post war. Brother stole them, not spoken to the cnut since.

No need sibling tight-ery
(Sun 3rd Jul 2005, 2:28, More)

» I'm an expert

Stabbing me ???
Were you the guy behind the hotel desk?
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 16:38, More)
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