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» Awesome Sickies

Double vision, inflamed brain bits
I was actually ill with this a year or so ago. I woke up one sunday morning with double vision...I was slightly concerned so went the NHS direct route. I was questioned about drink and rugs and so on. The double-vision 'expert' didn;t know what was wrong with me. A day and a half later I had MRI scans and spinal tap etc. and it turned out that the bit of my brain that controls my eyes moving in sync was inflamed. Woo loads of steroids made me feel better. Not that funny but it's my only sicky story apart from 'colds', 'stomach bugs' and the like
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 13:07, More)

» My first experience of porn

Art
I'm not convinced that this was my first time, but it was pretty close. I went to Amsterdam for a weekend with my Dad and his girlfriend, which is odd enough. As part of the cultural experience we visited a modern art gallery which had a temporary Gilbert & George (I think) exhibition on. Clearly my father had not realised exactly what this was going to be as we walked into the room surrounded by moving neon light depictions of men noshing other men off and the like. I think it was mostly gay pron...might explain a lot.
(Mon 29th Jan 2007, 16:54, More)