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I have an instinctive fear of beards and dwarfs

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» Lies Your Parents Told You

contact lenses
I work at a leading opticians and told the staff coloured contact lenses were Jelly Tots with the sugar taken off

(Can I just point out I'm in charge of training all the new starters)
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 20:48, More)

» Slang Survey

shouting at joeys
We used to say (in the way you would shout at a dog)"Down syndrome, down!" when we saw a spasic child/person. cruel but funny
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 16:56, More)